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I’m not a robot

A gentle, analogue, vulnerable, grumpy-on-a-monday and probably flawed kind of beer. At 3.7%, golden in colour and with delicate aromas of passionfruit and coconut it is perfect for quenching our thirst over the summer, and preparing us for the inevitable battle to save humanity from those frustratingly chirpy chat bots and uncaringly logical algorithms
Style: Anti-AI
ABV: 3.7%
Malt: Flagon, Chevallier, Wheat
Hops: Progess, Cascade, Falconers Flight, Sabro
Available In: Cask
Allergens: Barley and Wheat (GLUTEN)

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